girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life
please dont ever use this pickup line
Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop
and then randomly pause it
and next you know you’re on tumblr
and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode
I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confident that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.
I’m constantly amazed by Tina Fey, and I am Tina Fey